The seven minutes between homestuck time (4:13) and weed time (4:20) are the most powerful liminal space to be found in our 24-hour day, even more so than the witching hour or 4 am
when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money
LA LA LA LA-LA LA-LA, CAT SCRAAAATCH GORDON AND WAFFLE AND MR. BLIK WHEN THE OLD LADY DIED SHE LEFT THEM RICH A MANSION, CARS, LIFE’S A KICK CAT SCRAAAATCH
